On Sunday’s trip to get 3B’s first pumpkin, we didn’t forget to bring the baby or the dog, and we didn’t leave them in the pumpkin patch, either. I’d be hard pressed, however, to name anything else that we didn’t forget.
What we forgot:
- To reset the clock in the car, so we sweated through traffic on the way out, unsure if we’d make it before the pumpkin patch closed.
Surprise, surprise–parents running late, right? On top of that, 3B squawked the whole way out until we pulled off to feed him. Turns out he wasn’t hungry, he just wanted out of his car seat. The break gave Barky a chance to poop, which I got to pick up with a plastic bag of unknown provenance whose previous contents had apparently been half a pound of garlic butter, which coated my hand and forearm. Lovely.
- That on October 29, there aren’t going to be many pumpkins left in the patch. In fact, when approaching the patch, it might appear that there are no whole pumpkins left at all, just fragments of what was left after an errant artillery barrage hit the patch. The advantage, however, is that you can’t spend much time debating over this one or that one, you’ve got to snatch up any whole pumpkin that you find to prevent anyone else from stealing away with it.
- The diaper bag. OK, not a big deal, since we always keep spare supplies in the basket under the stroller. So, we’ve got diapers, wipes, and hand sanitzer–what could we possibly be missing? How about
- The camera–that’s OK, it’s not like we dressed up 3B in a special outfit so we could get a photo for our holiday cards or anything.
- The disposable video camera–again, why would we want any remembrance of 3B’s first trip to a pumpkin patch?
- The stunt-double outfits in the event of barfing, pooping, or mud-wrestling the shouting goat that was guarding the entrance to the pumpkin patch.
- The diapers that actually fit 3B–these days, the three Bs in his name are Big Beanstalk Boy, since he started out big and has been growing like Jack’s magic beanstalk ever since. (For those of you joining this show while it’s already in progress, 3B refers to his original moniker: Baby Boy Bradstein.)
- A changing pad. You know, one of those handy mats that you spread out so you don’t have to prop your baby, poop-filled diaper and all, on your lap in the front seat of the car to change him.
We could either whine and get pissy about it–my preferred reaction to stress when I’m hungry or tired–or we could shake our heads, laugh, and stick our legs out to trip the other parents running for the last whole pumpkin in the patch. We chose the latter (apologies to those other parents–those falls look like they hurt.)
And I did have my phone, so we were able to snap some shots:
Out standing in its field–one of the two whole pumpkins we were able to find.
We did get two nice pumpkins and have a nice hike into the woods, thanks to 3B’s new ride. Barky loved tearing up and down the trail, finding traces of every creature that had passed since the Civil War, and leaving his mark on every leaf of grass. On the way home, we used the new Google Maps application that I installed on my Treo to find what appeared to be a nice place where Mama could get the pizza she always craves and I could get, well, something other than pizza.
More on that in the next post, however. . .
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