And then asks, “What do you mean these aren’t for me? Since when are bottles on the floor in this house for anyone but me?”
Or maybe he’s saying, “If you want a beer, go buy you your own case; Mama clearly bought this one for me.”
Or something else, like perhaps, “You know that it’s because of pictures like this that child protective services has you on speed-dial, right?”
While we put together the footage that we shot today of 3B’s first swim, you can discuss amongst yourselves and send in your captions for these photos.