Role Models

Role models come in all shapes and sizes. I, for example, will get to explain to 3B why one might be willin’ after some weed, whites, and wine. And Sarah will get to explain hermaphrodite midget porn to her kids.

And this man will get to explain . . . well, he has a lot to explain:

Fri Jun 1, 2:29 PM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – A 43-year-old German man was taken to hospital in critical condition after he fell off a second story balcony during a spitting contest with his 12-year-old son, police said Friday.

A spokesman for the police in the eastern town of Cottbus said the man in Forst had apparently lost his balance after thrusting too far forward in his attempt to outspit his son.

He tumbled over the ledge and landed on a balcony of the ground floor apartment, police said. He was taken to hospital in a rescue helicopter.

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  • We both should. It will look better for him if he has many nominations for his uplifting contributions to fatherhood.