South Beach Diet leads to pregnancy

Unless you want to have another ankle-biter running around your house, step away from the South Beach Diet. According to Newsweek, you can now eat your way to pregnancy. Man, I thought the SBD was supposed to help me lose weight.

I suppose it’s back to Wonder Bread and Twinkies for me until it’s time for 3B to have a sibling. (Well, except the Twinkies, due to the beef fat and all.)

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  • …and here, all this time I thought SEX led to pregnancy.
    Great—now I’m the idiot.

  • samantha jo campen

    All I can say is, “Wow”.

  • I will be impressed when 1) my brother is pregnant, 2) he blames it on the food. The usual culprit for blame is the wine, not the bread.