Lessons learned today in short phrases, because that’s all that I’m capable of producing right now.
Getting professionally installed blinds is worth the money.
(And yes, that is a picture of an entirely blacked out room. What can I say? The loratadine overdose is messing with my head…I was bewildered by the unprecedented darkness…I’m a moron.)
Even when I take two loratadine by mistake, and sudafed all day, the pollen still makes me want to rip my face off. Or perhaps it’s all the dust from the construction around the dog park. Whatever it is, it feels like someone rubbed Tabasco sauce in my tear ducts.
We sometimes dress our child like a German tourist
…and yet we still take him out in public.
It’s possible to have a tantrum when eating a dish of frozen custard with whipped cream and sprinkles.
…but it doesn’t last long.
Also, you can give your Mom any hunk of yarn glued to a page, and she’ll save it until the day she dies, after which time, your brother will send it to you, in case you want to add it to your curated petrified yarn collection.
But seriously, I think Mom and Brother #2 are both awesome for doing that. I think I’m a bit strange for giving this to Mom, but this is nothing compared to the collage I gave her one year…I’ll post that as soon as I can get my scanner software to start.