The top 10, er, 12 this week
- 3B’s ear…aahoogah!
(this one is from me…it follows “Nose, beep beep.”)
- Mrs. K, teacher.
(she is a retired teacher, although we only mention this to others, not 3B; to him, she’s always Mrs. K)
- Mrs. K read Squashy Truck, Green Eggs, George to you.
(while handing me this stack of books as I pack him up to go to Mrs. K’s–that would be That’s Not My Truck, Green Eggs and Ham, and Curious George)
- Stop it.
(does this require explanation?)
- I want to play ball.
(and every ball is a baseball since watching Papa play and the high school team take batting practice while we were at the dog park yesterday)
- 3B did it.
(to Mrs. K after she handed him something and told him she’d open it in a moment)
- Need tissue.
(better than battling him for the Pyrrhic victory of wiping the snot off of his face and digging the boogers out of his nose–and no, I don’t know how Mama got him to be so willing to submit to this abuse)
- I have one too.
(referring to a tissue, when Mrs. K handed him one and took one herself)
- The lizard is standing on the rock.
(although 3B said this in the context of playing with a lizard toy at Mrs. K’s, I think it makes a nice pair with his “cheese stands alone” announcement)
- Ring around rosie, ashes, all fall down
(while dancing in a circle in the tub tonight–again, missing a few words, but whattayagonnado?)
- Run away from you.
(again, I don’t believe that an explanation is needed)
- Barky’s ear…aahoogah!
(this one is all 3B)