Me: Do you want to walk to your changing pad or do you want me to carry you there?
3B: You shut up!
…Thank you, Berenstain Bears for that bon mot…but seriously, 3B loves all of the new books, Aunt S, even if he is fixating on the conflicts rather than the morals.
3B: You have to be nice to God. You can’t touch him.
…Is it wrong that every time 3B says this I bust out the MC Hammer? Maybe not, but it certainly explains how 3B picked this up at school, not at home.
3B walked over to Mama, swung his hand back and smacked her belly as hard as he could and grinned. While Mama was trying to figure out what the hell was going on, 3B said, “I just gave my baby sister a high five!”