I just got spam from Target with the subject line “Baby Sale: Hurry — the deals end soon.”
Really? It’s that easy? I’ll have to tell Mama that those 9 months–and those hours of labor–were totally unnecessary.
But, if she wants another one, we’d better hurry up…the deals end soon. And this time I’d like to get the model that comes without the reflux.
I’m working to make cancer history. Will you help me?